Shall Owe Words

So, just an apology to all the friends that I’ve constantly tortured over recent weeks with my over-powering use of the words ‘epic’, ‘win’, ‘fail’ and ‘totes’. But I have decided this has now come to an end, with the ultimate in epic fail, Mr Robert Mugabe, finally, finally, finally losing his last option for a democratic re-election in Zimbabwe. In other words, unless he leads another coup – which wouldn’t suprise me – he’s gone. Yay!

So, in saying farewell to Mugabe, I will say farewell to what has become my personally variant of the English language, the Totes Epic Win-Fail dialect. You should count yourselves lucky

See news articles here and here.